Fudge- DUKE CANNON SWEARS ON HIS SOAP

Helping dad change a flat tire on the side of the road on a cold winter night is no one’s idea of a good time. So, when things went sideways, young Duke Cannon let some colorful language fly before getting back to business. With delicious notes of cocoa and spice, this holiday soap made the inevitable punishment worth it.

• Smells like cocoa and spice 
• 3X the size of common bar soaps
• Made by humans, not elves 
• Triple milled for superior quality and longevity 
• Size: 10 oz. Brick

Coal-

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. The perfect gift for fellows who have been a little naughty, but mostly nice.