15"h x 16"w x 6"d

 

BEER ME - Tell me, how many six-packs can you put in a flimsy paper bag before the bottom falls out? Now, multiply that by infinity. Ok, that's the number of six-packs this shopper can comfortably hold. 

 

BIG SCIENCE FAN - Huge fan. HUGE.

 

EGGS. MILK. FLOWERS. - I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, but I do wear my grocery list on my shopping bag.

 

DAMN I LOVE THIS TOWN - Say it loud! Say it proud! Say it on a recycled post-consumer plastic shopping bag!

 

PEOPLE I WANT TO MEET: DOGS - What I love about dogs is that they agree with every single one of my opinions, no matter how poorly argued! 95%

 

VICE PRESIDENT OF MY HEART - There are a lot of reasons to celebrate Kamala Harris, but high up on the list is the fact that unicorns love her, too.

 

TREES ARE COOL. BEES ARE COOL. WATER IS COOL. - Imagine you're a little creature floating around with a couple of cute pals, seeing earth for the first time ever! Pretty trippy, huh?